Don't click if you're not ready for some ugly truth.

What do you expect to see on this page? Colours? I think I only have 3 or 4. Flavours? Wait... Are you licking your screen right now? Does it taste like an aluminium foil to you? Or does my sense of humour just make you laugh your arrrrse off... What? You only have one R? But how do you know how many Rs you have if you don't even pronounce it? And why do you need so many Us? You think it's necessary?